Now see, I had an idea to sell garments on Ebay for $6 to disrupt the guy who is going to pocket $2,000 for a pair of underwear. It was a little extreme. These people had ideas too but they were much more logical and pretty entertaining.
This auction is titled, garments – Mormon under garment EXTREMELY RARE The description is as follows: Do yourself a favor. Instead of wasting your money on the increasingly common Mormon temple garment, consider the following: You will be bidding on the VERY RARE, SELDOM SEEN, Mormon sport undergarment. The general public is COMPLETELY UNAWARE that Mormons frequently remove the standard temple garment before participating in athletics. This sport undergarment, worn by thousands of Mormons during such sport activities is EVEN MORE RARE than its temple-variety counterpart.
And this auction is titled MORMON GARMENTS, Sacred NOT Secret but has the following as the description:
You are bidding on one game. It is called Snackopoly. Made by McKee Baking Co.(Little Debbie) Its like Monopoly except its based on Little Debbie snacks. Great for a monday family night! This is a very rare game because it was only given to the factory workers on Christmas of 2002. To make it even more rare. They had a misprint on one of the properties and made us all a special sticker to put it on our selves. I have that as well. The game is new and still sealed in the box. God be with you till we meet again ! ;o)
And finally there is this
auction.
Titled, Secret Mormon Recipe (used by those who wear garments) and the description says, “Up for auction is a recipe for a sacred desert eaten by an overwhelming majority of Mormons. The recipe is for GREEN JELLO WITH SHREDDED CARROTS!
“Mormons have a select number of secret, traditional food recipes that they often partake of in the sanctity of their homes and at church social activities. If you don’t believe me, ask any Mormon you know. They’re everywhere! I am offering one of the most well-loved Mormon recipes for sale on eBay! Yes, it’s true! This is not a hoax, unlike those Mormon garment auctions where an inner circle of losers have conspired to bid on an item that nobody will really pay for in order to generate press and piss off Mormons! I am in this for the money and my eBay feedback speaks for my integrity as a seller.
“The recipe is surprisingly simple, but has eluded non-Mormons for decades. I have included a picture of two of the main ingredients. Green Jello and carrots. The third ingredient is not listed. To the winning bidder I will send the final ingredient with directions on preparation!
“Why spend your hard earned bread on a set of underwear that Mormons use? Just stick with Hanes. If they’re good enough for Michael Jordan, they’re good enough for you. Unless you think you’re better than MJ, which would make you a flaming racist and I don’t want you bidding on my item!
“Note the low starting price with no reserve. I expect this recipe to sell for at least $1000, so bid early and often. Recipe to be shipped by overnight express for $15.00 flat.
“DISCLAIMER: I am NOT a Mormon. Please do not contact me with questions about Mormon doctrines. I am an evangelical born again whacko who has no respect for the beliefs of others because they are ALL false! Think about it … Hindus think cows are sacred, but that’s not going to stop me from eating a freaking Big Mac!.”
Are we having fun yet?